Jordan Rubio

Second title

My face ain’t normal, it’s a damn newspaper!

My face ain’t normal, it’s a damn newspaper!

(Source: snl-hotties)

Official Modest Rapper RAP!!!!!!!!!

Cruisin’ down the street in my hybrid

I aint a guy who likes to make high bids

I live a simple comfortable life

One with a kid a small home and a wife

Like just the other day some bitch came at me!

Turns out it was a sales clerk with coupons,that made me happy

I don’t go to the club unless it’s the weekend

Not a lot is my answer when people ask “how much you spend?”

And yah I love watching these fly honeys

And by honeys I mean the honeybird and boy do they love me

Bird watching is pretty much my fav thing to do

Except for when I pay the price of one thing and instead I get two

I still rock a flip phone yah I’m old school

My credit score is so low it’ll make these other rappers drool

When the paparazzi flash and say “in your free time what do you do?”

I fuckin Bird watch! Weren’t you listening when I told you!?

Jeez some people just don’t listen you know

And it’s like cmon I said it pretty clearly earlier but you know what it’s whatever now I don’t even care. Because like at the end of the day I am still me you know? And I am proud of me I don’t care what anyone says and I am doing just fine without the justification of my DAD or whatever. And it’s like I don’t do it to prove him wrong I do it to prove myself wrong you know? What? We are recording still? Well why didn’t you stop when I got off track!? Hahaha that is kinda funny. Sooo should I keep rapping for a bit? Alright I can do.

YOOOO fuck yall bitches who say you got more money than I do

Because I most likely have more and I can prove it too

Just look at my tax return and you will see

But I wont actually show you that’s private info only for me.

Anyway I am tired of killin yall so I am about to give up

But always remember you can save money by recycling other things into cups

Uhh thus saving you money…on cups.

PEACE BITCHESSS!!!